Actress Kalki Koechlin of Dev D fame has a few relationship tips for men -- so, guys, sit up and take note!

Are for teenagers. Call, even if it's just for one sentence.

Don't take us out for candle-light dinners, it's awkward. Do something fun and ice-breaking like taking us to a concert or a stand-up comedy show.

To see you make an effort; being 'cool' won't make us remember a man, making us laugh will.

Burp, or pick their noses, or get ketchup on their tee-shirts -- get used to it and don't make us feel bad about it.

And that includes learning how to make excellent desserts.

Give a woman too many compliments, but remember we can tell right away when you're lying.

Don't get flowers or chocolates -- it's effortless and impersonal. A woman will forgive you if she feels you have put some time and thought into finding something that will make her happy.

On your girlfriend, expect to be kicked in the balls and expect all her friends to treat you like shit.

In bed and stay true to her, she will do anything for you.